Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Any Takers?

Sperm Tester Wanted - Sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk launches unique job search
Online sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk is advertising what could be the most unusual job ever. The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen.The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes."A payment is offered," says LoveHoney test organiser Ali Carnegie, "But this is really a job that people should do for love rather than money."Couples who are interested in the position can apply by completing the Sperm Tester application form on the LoveHoney Web site. The test product is 100% vegetarian. Both straight and gay couples are encouraged to apply.www.LoveHoney.co.uk is the UK’s leading women-friendly online sex toy retailer, forging the way for women to buy sex toys confidently, comfortably, and at the lowest prices in the UK. Brother site www.CockLocker.co.uk continues to do the same for gay men the world over. For further details on either site see below.For more information please contact Ali Carnegie on 01225 318881 or ali@LoveHoney.co.uk

Thursday, June 22, 2006

RAPE-X The Anti-rape condom

Friday, June 16, 2006

Fatal Boise Crash, Severed Head Result

KBCI 2 Boise, Idaho: "BOISE -

A fatal two-vehicle accident in Boise this morning killed a mother and her daughter, and police tell KBCI CBS 2 News 'a horrific piece of evidence' found at the accident scene appears to be linked to a murder investigation in Nampa.

It all started when Boise police responded to the deadly collision at Franklin and Cloverdale at 6:31 this morning.

Boise Police Deputy Chief Mike Webb said that 50-year-old Alofa Time was driving eastbound on Franklin in a Dodge Ram when he collided with a small blue car, causing the death of 36-year-old Samantha Murphy and her 4-year-old daughter Jae Lynne Grimes.

Time is being charged with two counts of second degree murder.

Police responding to the crash discovered the severed head of a woman laying on Franklin Road, apparently thrown from Time's truck by the impact of the accident.

'Finding the severed head is a horrific piece of evidence,' said Webb.

Murphy's 8-year-old daughter Syndee Murphy was also in the car. She was taken to St. Al's, and is listed in stable condition.

Time is being held in the Ada County Jail. Boise Police tell KBCI CBS 2 News that they will continue to cooperate with Nampa Police on the murder investigation."

Teacher allegedly gave drugs to kids

Teacher allegedly gave drugs to kids - Crime & Punishment - MSNBC.com: "MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. - A substitute teacher gave cocaine to two 14-year-old girls she met at a private school and used the drugs with them, police said.

Kim Pike was fired from Faith Christian Academy in Longs, where she worked for about two months, principal Sylvia Kenney said.

The students told school officials that Pike invited them over to her house, where they shared some cocaine in April, Kenney said."

Thursday, June 15, 2006

SNAKES ON A PLANE

Wulf as a rapper?

Monday, June 12, 2006

Damn Cats

WEST MILFORD, N.J. - At least one bear doesn’t want to know Jack.
Jack is a ten-year-old orange-and-white tabby in West Milford, New Jersey. And when the cat spotted the bear in a neighbor’s yard earlier this week, the clawless kitty let the bear know who’s boss.
The bear scurried up a tree and eyed the cat for ten to 15 minutes, while Jack stared and hissed from the ground. The bruin inched its way down before jumping off and running away
But Jack chased the bear into the brush and up another tree.
That’s when Jack’s owner realized what was happening and called her cat.
Jack’s owner, Donna Dickey, tells The Star-Ledger of Newark Jack considers the area his turf and doesn’t want anyone in his yard

Monday, June 05, 2006

Penis

My Wang has finally started to see the benefits of the latest growth stimulant. It has finally turned into an outie, It was so embarrassing in the locker rooms with my innie, But now I can start being pround of what I am packing.
Pics will be coming soon.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

mmmmmmmm Poppy seed roles

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Is it normal?

Is it normal for two guys to talk about a 3rd guys johnson and possibly secretly video taping it?

I am not naming any names, but I've recently found out that that my wang is a big topic of conversation amongst some people I know. I am not sure if it's the size or the many many stories of it's amazing prowess, but a lot of people seem really interested in it.

I think I might just start wearing crotchless pants and let my dangler swing free for all to see.